This Christmas I'm making a lot of my gifts and for my two sisters, both who have moved out on their own this year, I decided to make them each recipe binders filled with family favourite recipes. I've finished them but I decided they still needed some personal touches... so on each section divider I am putting a funny food related quote. I've come up with a dozen quotes but I still need about double that because I want each binder to have different quotes.
These are my categories:
Appetizers and Snacks, Beverages, Breads, Breakfast, Soups and Salads, Sides, Beef and Pork, Poultry, Seafood, Pasta, Desserts, Special/Holiday.
I'd really like it if they were funny quotes... from comedies or popular pop culture references, because my sisters would like that.
Some examples I have already:
"What about breakfast?"
"You've already had it."
"We've had one, yes, but what about second breakfast?" - Pippen and Aragorn, Lord of the RIngs
"Omg, I'm never brushing my teeth again, unless its with a toothbrush made from this burger." - Ted, How I Met Your Mother
"It's a trifle. Its got all of these layers. First there's a layer of lady fingers, then a layer of jam, then custard, then raspberries, more lady fingers, then beef sauteed with peas and onions..." - Rachel, Friends
If any come to mind, PLEASE let me know. Thanks! :D